Wednesday, 3 October 2012

My Top Ten Red Dwarf Episodes



As Red Dwarf X starts tomorrow night I thought it would be a good time to write about some of my favourite episodes of the show. I've been a fan of Red Dwarf since I was 8 years old. My love of the show started when Red Dwarf VI first aired. I remember seeing the advert and being desperate to watch it but it went out after my bedtime. Luckily having a TV in my room meant me and my brother were able to see it (with the volume on low) and we instantly fell in love with this band of wacky characters (my dad did find out we were staying up late to watch it and we got in a spot of bother but it was well worth it). Even though there are only 55 episodes (at present) it's incredibly hard to pick just ten. Just about every episode is a classic (I don't rate series 7, 8 and Back To Earth particularly highly but they're still worth watching).  As ever this is just my opinion...

10. Tikka to Ride

I always felt that Rob Grant & Doug Naylor were the perfect writing team. Each of them brought something different to the team and that's what made the first six series of Red Dwarf so good. This is perhaps most evident in the novels the pair wrote. The first two, written together, were quite brilliant where as the second two, one written by each of them, both lacked something. For me I felt Rob Grant was better at the jokes and Doug Naylor was better at the stories. The lack of quality jokes is part of the reason this is the only episode that wasn't co-written by Grant that made my list. I was in my first year of high school when Red Dwarf VII started and the internet wasn't as widely available then so I didn't really realise how disliked series seven was among a lot of fans. These days it's easy enough to watch all the episodes and series seven is not one I enjoy as much as the earlier series but I've always had a soft spot for this episode. Yes it ignores the rules for the Time Drive set up in the previous series and JFK manages to kill his past self without any trouble when the future selves of the boys from the Dwarf had no such luck but it's an enjoyable time travelling yarn.

9. Meltdown


Apparently this episode from the fourth series isn't very popular with fans but I've always loved it. When the crew end up on a planet populated by wax droids of famous historical figures they end up in the middle of a war. Rimmer ends up taking charge of one side and in the end, just like in real life, there are no winners in war. This episode is worth inclusion for Lister's commentary on the execution of Winnie the Pooh.

8. Polymorph


Series three saw a lot of changes and they all helped make the show even better. The crew meet a genetically engineered shape shifting mutant that feeds on negative emotions. Between them the Dwarfers lose their vanity, guilt, anger and fear. The highlight of this episode is of course Lister's shrinking boxer shorts.

7. Marooned


After being forced to abandon Red Dwarf Rimmer and Lister are marooned on an ice planet after Starbug is struck by a meteorite. The Lister/Rimmer relationship has always been the backbone of Red Dwarf and giving the pair a whole episode where they have little to do but talk to each other is a stroke of genius. Both Chris Barrie and Craig Charles are fantastic in this episode.

6. Quarantine


After investigating a research facility Lister, Cat and Kryten return to Red Dwarf to find Rimmer has taken over the ship and has put them into quarantine. It's not long before they realise that Rimmer has been infected with a holovirus and has gained some impressive new powers and a glove puppet named Mr. Flibble. Christ Barrie is excellent as the deranged gingham dress wearing psychotic Rimmer.

5. Dimension Jump


Another Rimmer centric episode. We discover that how Rimmer's life turned out all depended on one decision made when he was a child. We then see what would have happened to him if things had gone differently when we meet dimension hopping pilot Ace Rimmer. This episode is a brilliant character study and Chris Barrie is excellent.

4. Justice


Another episode that doesn't top fan polls but is one of my very favourite episodes. The crew have picked up an escape pod that either contains a woman or a psychotic simulant. They decide to open the escape pod in Justice World a high tech prison. Unfortunately upon arrival the crew are scanned for crimes they may have committed and Rimmer is accused of murdering the crew of Red Dwarf. There are a lot of laughs in this episode with Kryten forced to defend Rimmer from his own ego and Danny John-Jules gets to steal the show with his hilarious performance.

3. Me²


The first two series of Red Dwarf aren't bad they're just very different to everything that followed. Perhaps I should have found room for more episodes from those early runs but for me there is only one episode really stands out. Rimmer is my favourite character and Me² gives us double the Rimmer pleasure. This is the strongest episode of the first series in my book and Chris Barrie plays off himself very well.

2. Gunmen of the Apocalypse


Yes I've gone for the easy options for my top two and with good reason. Gunmen of the Apocalypse is a fantastic episode with plenty of laughs. Who doesn't love a sci-fi/western cross over? With Starbug on a direct course with a sun and a virus locking out the console Kryten attempts to battle the virus in his digital mind. This battle takes place in a wild west themed dream.

1. Back To Reality


Often voted the best episode by fans the fifth series finale is practically perfect. After investigating a wrecked ship the crew are chased by a despair squid. Then suddenly the crew wakes up and find out they aren't who they think they are. They aren't the crew of Red Dwarf but rather players in a total immersion video game called Red Dwarf. And they were playing it badly. Craig Charles is especially good in this episode and we get to meet the legendary Duane Dibbley.

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Rambo


Directed by Sylvester Stallone
Written by Sylvester Stallone
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish, Reynaldo Gallegos, Jake La Botz, Tim Kang, Paul Schulze & Maung Maung Khin

Warning: Contains spoilers for the Rambo series

"Live for nothing, or die for something," John Rambo

It took twenty years but John Rambo returned to the big screen for a fourth time in 2008 and it's even bloodier than last time.

What's it about?:

Twenty years have passed since John Rambo sorted out the mess in Afghanistan and now he's living the quiet life in Thailand working as a boatman. He is approached by missionary Michael Burnett who asks Rambo to help get his party into Burma on a humanitarian mission. He refuses to help them believing that their attempts will be futile but he is later persuaded by Michael's fellow missionary Sarah Miller to take them. The trip doesn't go well and when Rambo is forced to take down some pirates Rambo style Michael isn't impressed and tells him they won't need his help getting home. How wrong he is.

The humanitarian mission doesn't go well. People are slaughtered and most of the missionaries are taken hostage by the villainous Major Tint. After they fail to return their pastor asks Rambo to guide a group of mercenaries to where he left them.  As the mercenaries look on as a village of people is forced to take part in a cruel game that involves them running across a mine field Rambo reveals himself to be more than a simple boatman as he takes out all the soldiers single handed. With Rambo finally unleashed it's time for Burma to bleed as he pretty much takes on the whole country and kills the lot of them in one bloody crusade you won't forget.

The Verdict:

It's a return to form for the series and this is the strongest installment of the series since the original First Blood. This time around it isn't personal. Rambo has little at stake here and perhaps that detracts from the value of the story a bit but Rambo is a much grittier character this time around. This is a tale of a man that has tried to suppress his true nature only to fully embrace what he's really good at and then kill a heck of a lot of nasties. The body count is higher than ever and this is not a film for the fainthearted. There's blood and guts flying everywhere and Stallone pulls no punches as he slaughters Burma's evil army. The supporting cast are all great but this is very much Stallone's show. After a few bad years Rambo was Sly's second successful franchise return after Rocky Balboa and I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say it's good to have the big man back where he belongs.

Stallone in the Spot Light: 

Stallone is excellent in this film. He plays the haunted, aging Rambo so well. He almost matches his performance from the first film in the series and the performance doesn't falter even when he's gunning down half of Burma. It's great to see Stallone back at what he does best and he makes us really care for John Rambo.

Rambo III


Directed by Peter MacDonald
Screenplay by Sylvester Stallone & Sheldon Lettich
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Marc de Jonge, Kurtwood Smith, Sasson Gabai & Spiros Focas

Warning: The following contains spoilers for the Rambo series

"God would have mercy. He won't," Colonel Trautman

After drawing first blood twice Rambo is back again and this time it's personal...er in 1988's Rambo III.

What's it about?:

John Rambo's enjoying a quiet life in Thailand participating in stick fighting and building Buddhist monasteries. But war never dies and his old friend Colonel Sam Trautman tracks him down to ask him to help to supply weapons to Afghan rebels. Rambo isn't interested his soldier days are behind him and he turns down the Colonel's request. Unfortunately the mission is a failure and Trautman is captured by the villainous Soviets and the American government have no intention of doing anything to help him. So it's down to Rambo to save his former commanding officer. The action then moves to Afghanistan where Rambo starts blowing shit up and killing as many people as he possibly can.

The Verdict:

In my opinion Rambo III is the weakest entry of the series. More of the same this time around. It's all about the killing and it's more of a meat head action movie than the original First Blood ever was. There's not much you can say about Rambo III. The body count is high and the emotional impact is low. The action set pieces are as good as ever and there's lots of gory moments. Watching Rambo cauterizing his own wound after his first failed attempt at rescuing the colonel requires a strong stomach. The last part of the film is a highly enjoyable action sequence as Rambo and the colonel, with a little help from the Afghan rebels, take on the last of the villainous Soviets. Overall it's a largely mindless but enjoyable adventure. And best of all I now get a lot more jokes from Hot Shots! Part Deux.

Stallone in the Spot Light:

Sly really doesn't have much to work with this time out. He's got little more to do than shoot and stab the entire Soviet Union but he does it as well as you'd expect. We don't get to see much of his acting range but we get to see him being all bad ass action hero which is enjoyable enough. It's not an Oscar worthy performance but it's still far better than anything Daniel Radcliffe has ever managed. Stallone also works well with his co star the late Richard Crenna in his final appearance as Colonel Trautman and their friendship does add an extra level to Rambo's character after two films of him working alone.

Rambo: First Blood Part II


Directed by George P. Cosmatos
Screenplay by Sylvester Stallone & James Cameron
Story by Kevin Jarre
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Charles Napier, Steven Berkoff Julia Nickson and Julian Turner

Warning: This review contains spoilers for Rambo: First Blood Part II and First Blood

"Sir, do we get to win this time?" John Rambo

After deciding to drop the original ending to First Blood, in which Rambo is killed, a sequel was perhaps inevitable. So now it's time for First Blood Part II!

What's it about?:

Picking up where the first film left off Rambo: First Blood Part II finds our hero doing hard labour as punishment for his crimes. Luckily for Rambo his former commander Colonel Sam Trautman hasn't forgotten about him and offers him a way out of prison in exchange for carrying out one more mission. They need Rambo to go back to Vietnam and track damn some American P.O.W.s. Rambo is told by Marshal Murdock, the man in charge of the operation, that he is required to take pictures as proof that these P.O.W.s are actually there and that he must not attempt to rescue them. 

After parachuting into Vietnam and losing most of his equipment in the process Rambo joins forces with American agent and local woman Co-Bao to search for the American P.O.W.s. Once they find them all hell breaks loose and shit gets blown up again but it's even more hardcore than in the previous film with a much higher body count.

The Verdict:

The DVD of First Blood features an interview with Sylvester Stallone in which he describes the second film as more of a fantasy. That pretty much sums up the whole film. Where as the first film was largely grounded in reality First Blood Part II  is all action and over the top insanity. Perhaps America would have won the war in Vietnam if they'd been able to send John Rambo in alone with his trusty knife. First Blood Part II isn't a bad movie it just isn't in the same league as the original. But if you want to watch evil bastards get what's coming to them then it's the perfect movie for you. After only killing one person (accidentally) first time round Rambo isn't so restrained and he seems to take out half of Vietnam and the Russian army in a variety of gory ways. It's an enjoyable enough but never really reaches the quality of the original and lacks the emotional punch.

Stallone in the Spot Light:

Stallone is as watchable as ever but he's not really challenged as much this time. Rambo is not quite as well rounded this time out but Stallone brings enough to the role that you'll be rooting for him as he stabs, shoots and punches his way through Vietnam. Stallone is best known as an action movie star and that's what he excels at here. There's less room for emotion here but they manage to shoe horn in a couple of moments to let Sly flex his acting chops which he does fairly well. And they even fit in an impassioned rant about soldiers wanting their country to love them as much as they love it.

First Blood


Directed by Ted Kotcheff
Screenplay by Michael Kozoll, William Sackheim and Sylvester Stallone
Based on the novel First Blood by David Morrell
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna and Brian Dennehy

Warning: The Following Contains Spoilers for First Blood

"They drew first blood, not me," John Rambo

And so The Sylvester Stallone Project begins with the first appearance of one of his most iconic characters, John Rambo, in 1982's First Blood.

What's it about?:

John Rambo, a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, is searching for a a friend from his old unit. Discovering that his former comrade had died of cancer, due to exposure to Agent Orange,  the previous year Rambo heads on into the small town of Hope, Washington. Rambo attracts the attention of the over protective town sheriff Will Teasle who believes Rambo to be a drifter and drives him out of town. Rambo refuses to be treated like a criminal and heads straight back into Hope only to be arrested by Teasle. 

Whilst in custody Rambo is treated poorly by the sheriff's deputies with their cruel and unpleasant treatment of the war veteran lead to him having flashbacks to the horror of the Vietnam war. Rambo manages to over power the deputies and escapes to the mountains leading to a cat and mouse chase between him and Teasle. Rambo is too much for the local sheriff to handle and the National Guard are called into help with the manhunt. Rambo's superior officer Colonel Sam Trautman arrives at the scene to warn Teasle that he's picked the wrong man to mess with. Then lot's of shit gets blown up as everyone tries to stop the one man army that is John Rambo.

The Verdict:

First Blood is easily the strongest installment in the Rambo series and one of Stallone's finest films to date. The series may be well known for it's extreme violence but there's little of that here. The body count is insanely low when compared to the sequels that follow it. There's one death. That's right just one and it's one of the more unpleasant character's that very much deserves the fate that befalls him. The real enjoyment of First Blood is seeing Rambo using his survival skills to survive and outwit his foes. The story is fairly deep for a Stallone vehicle and one I can imagine getting the remake treatment. Who honestly can't see Hollywood planning a First Blood remake with a disillusioned Iraq veteran?

Stallone in the Spot Light:

Stallone is excellent in John Rambo. I don't care what anyone says Sylvester Stallone is a very good actor and he portrays the Vietnam War Veteran that can't readjust to life back in America perfectly. His break down at the end where Trautman arrives just in time to stop him murdering Teasle is perfectly acted by both of them. Allowing Rambo's story to be told by those around him makes the film work well and means we see a lot less of Rambo than you'd expect but Stallone steals every scene he's in. Overall this film must be in his top five performances ever.

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

The Sylvester Stallone Project


In my opinion Sylvester Stallone is one of the most underrated actors of all time. I know a lot of people will laugh in my face at such a statement but the man is a far better actor than people give him credit for. Which is why I'm starting the Sylvester Stallone Project. I'm going to back up my statement by watching and providing commentary on the bulk of the Italian Stallion's films. Sure there will be highs, like Rocky and First Blood, and there will be lows, like Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot and Rocky V, but my god it'll be worth it. It's time Mr. Stallone was appreciated for the true legend he is. I'll be kicking off this Sunday by watching all four Rambo films back to back.

Here's the complete list of films I'll be watching in the coming months.


Death Race 2000
Rocky
F.I.S.T.
Paradise Alley
Rocky II
Nighthawks
Escape To Victory
First Blood
Rhinestone
Rambo: First Blood II
Rocky IV
Cobra
Over the Top
Rambo III
Lock Up
Tango & Cash
Rocky V
Oscar
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Cliffhanger
Demolition Man
The Specialist
Judge Dredd
Assassins
Daylight
Cop Land
Antz
D-Tox/Eye See You
Get Carter
Driven
Avenging Angelo
Spy Kids 3
Shade
Rocky Balboa
Rambo
The Expendables
The Expendables 2


Wednesday, 5 September 2012

My Top 10 Batman: The Animated Series Episodes


It may make you feel incredibly old to read this but on this day twenty years ago Batman: The Animated Series first aired on American TV. Gotham's Dark Knight has been animated many, many times and Batman: The Animated Series has never been bettered in this writer's humble opinion. There aren't many shows like Batman: TAS. Over 85 episodes and a handful of feature length adventures we were given one of the most rewarding incarnations of Batman. Even twenty years on this show can be enjoyed by both children and adults.

Perfect is a word that is too easy to toss around but Batman: The Animated Series was almost perfect. Probably as close to perfection a cartoon about a man dressed as a bat could ever get. The episodes were mature, the characters were realistic and the voice actors are now the stuff of legend. Mark Hamill's performances as The Joker make you doubt whether it's the same Mark Hamill that played lovable farm boy Luke Skywalker. And in my book Kevin Conroy is the greatest actor to ever have portrayed the Dark Knight. There's no one that puts a foot wrong on this series and if you haven't seen it it's time you did. The box sets are readily available on sites like Amazon. Last time I checked the UK Amazon you could pick up the first 28 episodes for less than a fiver.

To celebrate the show's birthday I've compiled a list of ten of my favourite episodes of Batman: The Animated Series (and the New Batman Adventures)  in no particular order. It's nearly impossible to pick just ten and every single episode is well worth checking out. This is by no means a definitive list of the "best" episodes of the series. These are just the ones I enjoyed the most and that have stayed with me. I'll give a brief explanation on why I enjoy each episode and I'll try and avoid giving too much away so those who have yet to see these awesome episodes can enjoy them for what they really are.

10) Perchance To Dream


Bruce Wayne wakes up to discover his parents are alive and he isn't the Batman. It's all a dream of course but the most interesting aspect of the episode is how desperate Bruce is to prove it is. True to the character Bruce is unable to enjoy this fantasy that has taken away his reasons for becoming the Batman. Watching this episode then remembering that this is actually a show targeted at children is rather mind blowing.

9) Joker's Millions


A mob boss dies and leaves a fortune to The Joker but is it all as good as it seems? This episode is hilarious and the revelation at the end is the icing on the cake.

8) Trial


Batman is put on trial by the inmates of Arkham Asylum. 'Nuff said.

7) Robin's Reckoning


This two parter covers the origins of Batman's young sidekick and his quest for revenge against the murderer of his parents. I am a Robin fan (though not in his big screen outings) and I think Batman: TAS made excellent use of the character. Rather than shoe horn him into every episode they only used him when the story needed him. These episodes should provide the ground work for any future appearance of the boy wonder.

6) Mad Love


Harley Quinn was one of the greatest things to come out of Batman's animated universe. Originally created for the series she is now a major part of the Batman universe. If you got an episode with Harley in you knew you were in for a treat. This episode shows us how Harley got involved with her beloved Mr. J and features some rather saucy material you'd struggle to get in a kid's show these days.

5) Showdown


There's not a whole lot of Batman in this episode but it's still a great episode. This was my first introduction to the disfigured cowboy Jonah Hex and also sees the return of the legendary David Warner as Ra's Al Ghul with an adventure set in the old west.

4) Almost Got 'Im


A selection of Batman's rogues gallery play cards whilst discussing how close they came to taking down the Dark Knight. This episode is a lot of fun and features several of the major villains and has a nice twist at the end. Can't ask for much more.

3) Legends of the Dark Knight


A group of kids tell tales of the Batman and the writers take a pop at Joel Schumacher. This episode features nods to Dick Sprang and Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns and features one of the darkest lines muttered in the history of kid's TV.

2) Over The Edge


Over The Edge is one of the darkest episodes in what is a very dark show. Batgirl has been killed by the Scarecrow, Commissioner Gordon knows Batman's identity and holds him personally responsible for his daughter's death and the entire Bat family is falling apart. Even though you suspect none of this can actually be happening it's still an incredibly shocking episode.

1) Heart of Ice


I vaguely recall Mr. Freeze from the old Adam West TV show and he was hardly an A List villain. Batman: TAS redefined the character and turned him into something quite special. Mr. Freeze appeared several times throughout the series but none were quite as good as Heart of Ice. Mr. Freeze is a tortured soul who had dedicated his life to finding a cure for his terminally ill wife only to be stopped by villainous business man Ferris Boyle (voiced by Mark Hamill). This is a story with real heart and is rather an incredible episode of an incredible show.

Now go and watch every episode of Batman: The Animated Series you can get your hands on!

Saturday, 25 August 2012

Favourite Robot Chicken Sketches #1

I did try and create a list of my favourite Robot Chicken sketches but it was a formatting nightmare so I've decided to post them all separately. It'll keep my blog up to date during my lazier periods. Up first is possibly my all time favourite Robot Chicken Star Wars sketch. This sketch sums up exactly why Jar Jar Binks does not fit into the Star Wars universe.

Sit back and enjoy Jar Jar Returns:


Wednesday, 22 August 2012

An Essay on Popular Cannibalism


If there's one thing I really regret it is that I never got to do the Master's in Film Studies I applied to do a couple of years ago. Unfortunately I couldn't afford to do it and I missed out on studying things I genuinely enjoyed. So what I present here is the one time I got to write about something I love in an academic setting. This essay was written for the history degree I studied for and is perhaps the one thing I genuinely enjoyed working on whilst at university. This essay didn't get my highest mark ever (got a 66 I think) but it sure was fun to write and now anyone can enjoy it. I've even left in all the references like a proper academic.

A Critical Review of an Audio-visual Representation of the Past

Alferd Packer: The Musical is an independent film that was originally filmed in 1993 by a group of Colorado film students. It received a commercial release through Troma Studios, a company that specialises in controversial and gruesome films, in 1996. Owing to the fact that Alferd Packer was not well known outside of Colorado the film was renamed Cannibal! The Musical in an attempt to boost the film’s appeal. Written and directed by Trey Parker Cannibal! The Musical tells the tale of notorious cannibal Alferd Packer. During America’s gold rush of the nineteenth century Alferd Packer led an ill fated expedition into the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Packer emerged as the sole survivor of the trip and as the shocking events of what happened emerged he was charged with murder.  In the years since Packer’s conviction he has become an American pop culture icon inspiring rock bands and cookbooks. Cannibal! The Musical takes the grim horror of cannibalism and puts it to Broadway-style show tunes and is perhaps the most high profile retelling of the Packer legend. This essay will critically review Cannibal! The Musical discussing how historically accurate the film is comparing primary evidence with the story of the film.

Before discussing Cannibal! The Musical it is perhaps best to provide some background information on Packer himself. He was born in 1842 Packer served the Union Army during the American Civil War but was discharged on medical grounds. Following his unsuccessful army career Packer turned his hand to prospecting. In 1873 Packer was part of a party of 21 men that headed for Colorado’s gold country in search of their fortune. In January 1874 the party encountered Native American Chief Ouray who recommended they postpone their expedition until the summer. Several of the men ignored this advice and two parties split off from the main group and continued into the Rocky Mountains. One of these parties was led by Alferd Packer and consisted of five other men: Shannon Wilson Bell, James Humphrey, Frank Miller, George Noon and Israel Swan. The party soon got lost and ran out of food and this eventually led to cannibalism. Packer was the only one to make it back from this trip alive and he was eventually charged with the murder of the rest of his party. Packer always maintained that he was responsible only for the death of Bell who he killed in self defence and that Bell had killed the others whilst Packer had gone scouting the area alone. This is the basis for Cannibal! The Musical.

As surprising as it may sound Cannibal! The Musical is a film drenched in authenticity. The structure of the film is built around the confessions made by Alferd Packer between his original arrest and subsequent trials. This is perhaps a double edged sword as it offers a story based around primary sources but is also a very biased account from a man desperately trying to avoid the noose. Cannibal! The Musical follows the Packer line on the events of the fateful winter of 1874. The film’s opening scene represents a graphically violent scene which it soon transpires is what the prosecution in Packer’s trial claim really happened. This is one of the few possible inaccuracies in the film as a coroner’s report from where the bodies “were all together and the men had apparently been killed in their sleep” (Quillen 1995 (b)) which led to Packer being accused of murder. Further research into the events surrounding Packer’s crimes provides several conflicting accounts of what truly happened so it is impossible to conclude what actually happened. Following the opening recreation of Packer’s crimes the film moves on to a court room scene that is an amalgamation of various aspects of Packer’s long running legal battles. The scene is filmed in the actual courtroom used for Packer’s first trial and the judge’s sentence that he would “be hung by the neck until you are dead, dead, dead and may God have mercy upon your soul” (Gerry 1883) is taken directly from the trial transcripts. This scene is perhaps the most historically accurate scene in the film whilst what follows takes a considerable artistic licence with the facts but rarely strays to far from Packer’s version of events.

Cannibal! The Musical is typical of films set during America’s western expansion made in the late twentieth century. Early big screen adventures set in this time period were two dimensional stories of good versus evil, cowboys versus Indians. As the century drew to a close a new kind of Western film emerged. This is largely down to the changing cultural landscape in the United States of America as “the films reflected the changed realities and sensitivities of the country as well as the ideology of “New West” historians” (Rollins 2003  p. 581). Cannibal! The Musical is a prime example of the changes in the Western genre. Alferd Packer is described as “the most infamous white cannibal of the American West” (Greig 2009 p. 272) in a tome called “The World’s Worst Crimes” and in the early twentieth century it would be unimaginable for him to be the hero of a film but that is exactly how he is portrayed in this film. Trey Parker plays Packer as a young, naïve blue eyed boy with an almost child like innocence never once coming across as the blood thirsty monster history has often claimed him to be. Cannibal! The Musical takes the unique decision to ignore the evidence that seemed to prove Packer’s guilt and instead invests completely in the account of a man convicted of both murder and manslaughter. The film sticks to the core events that have proven to be true such as Packer’s meeting with Chief Ouray and the path taken by Packer and his party. The film’s only real divergences from fact are the various musical interludes which are highly unlikely to have actually occurred and the various story devices necessary to drive a film on successfully.

There are several elements essential to a successful screen play. The most obvious of these is the need for a love story of sorts. In Cannibal! The Musical there are two separate story arcs that involve romantic relationships, both of which take a great deal of artistic licence. The first is a love triangle between Packer himself, a trapper named Frenchy Cabazon and Packer’s horse Liane. There are various inaccuracies with this set up with the most obvious being that two grown men are unlikely to come to blows over the affection of a horse. The second inaccuracy is that there is no documented proof of Packer owning a horse which was one of the reasons the real life Packer ran out of supplies on his trip through the Rocky Mountains. As Di Stefano explains “Packer’s small group had no pack animals with them, and they carried their scant provisions on their backs” (Di Stefano 2006 p. 191). The second romantic entanglement involves Packer and Polly Pry a reporter for the Denver Post newspaper. Unlike Liane the horse Polly Pry existed and was an instrumental part of Packer’s story. In the film Pry is portrayed as a young reporter in search of a scoop who interviews Packer eventually falling in love with him and trying to prove his innocence. She is eventually responsible for saving Packer from execution, arriving just as a noose is tied around his neck, which is quite different from what really happened. In reality Packer was originally charged with the murder of his fellow prospectors but due to a change in local laws all murder convictions were over turned including Packer’s so he never came close to being executed. Packer was later retried for manslaughter and sentenced to forty years in prison and this was when the real Polly Pry became involved in his case. She was described as “a well known muck-raking reporter” (Di Stefano 2006 p. 195) which is very similar to the character that appears in Cannibal! The Musical although in reality there was no romance between Packer and Pry as she met him after he had spent the past part of two decades behind bars.

Another crucial element that is found in every film is conflict. It is essential for a film’s protagonist to have a rival that pushes them on. In Cannibal! The Musical Alferd Packer has a rivalry with a group of animal trappers led by Frenchy Cabazon. Cabazon is joined by Preston Nutter and O.D. Loutzenheiser and ironically the three represent the villains of the film in stark contrast to history which has painted Alferd Packer as the villain. This is a further inaccuracy. In the film there is a fierce rivalry between the gold miners and the animal trappers whilst in reality Alferd Packer was an accomplished trapper himself. The three trappers are also named after members of the original twenty one man party Packer had originally been a member of. Cabazon was the man who recognised Packer during his years on the run from the law (Quillen 1995 (b)), Nutter met Packer just after his alleged crimes (Quillen 1995 (a)) and Loutzenheiser led the other party prospectors that left Chief Ouray’s camp ahead of Packer and had refused to allow him to join them (Di Stefano 2006 p. 191). Although their representation in the film is not completely authentic, most notably Cabazon who is beheaded by a samurai sword during the finale, they are at least grounded in reality. The introduction of the three trappers is a unique way of pacing Alferd Packer’s story. Rather than focusing on Alferd Packer’s crimes and making him the villain of the piece Trey Parker chose to portray Packer as an alternative hero.

Alferd Packer’s story in the film is told through a series of flash backs as he tells his story to journalist Polly Pry and this drives the narrative. Also allowing Packer to tell the story means the film portrays Packer’s account rather than what was legally concluded to have occurred. Cannibal! The Musical exonerates Packer for four of the five murders he was convicted of. The film suggests that those murders were committed by fellow prospector Shannon Wilson Bell. The film follows what has been proven to be historically correct with Israel Swan being the first to die. Although once again the film takes artistic licence and suggests that Swan was murdered because of his never changing positive attitude and his obsession with building snowmen whilst bursting in to song. It is a well known fact that people who have an unwavering positive attitude even when faced with the bleakest of situations can cause a great deal of annoyance it is unlikely this led to Swan’s death, even the most positive person would struggle to make snowmen when faced with starvation and almost certain death. The death of the other members of Packer’s party is more grounded in fact, at least in the facts according to Packer himself. From his initial arrest and until he was eventually released from prison Packer always claimed he had only killed Bell and that was in self defence he also claimed that Bell was responsible for the death of the others. In his confession Packer claimed “when the man saw me, he got up with his hatchet towards me when I shot him sideways through the belly, he fell on his face, the hatchet fell forwards. I grabbed it and hit him in the top of the head” (Packer 1883). Cannibal! The Musical recreates these events using Packer’s three confessions as a guide. Ironically in the years since Cannibal! The Musical’s release a great deal of research has gone into proving Packer’s claims. Historian David P. Bailey has since used forensic evidence “that supported Packer’s account that he fired at close range after being attacked with a hatchet” (Bailey 2003 p. 6). Continuing historical research has led to the value of Cannibal! The Musical’s historical accuracy improving.

In conclusion Cannibal! The Musical is a surprisingly accurate film that offers up the story of a minor historical figure focusing on individual events that can be backed up with proven fact. Despite it being a musical at its core this is a film that offers the definitive account of Alferd Packer and the crimes of which he was convicted with. Whilst it is unlikely although not impossible, as hunger and stress can have affect a man in unusual ways, that grown men would travel through the Rocky Mountains of Colorado bursting into song it can be argued that Cannibal! The Musical offers good history. The story is deeply rooted in historical fact taking inspiration from primary sources including Alferd Packer’s confessions. It offers the full details of the Packer case and avoids emphasising or embellishing the cannibalistic aspects of the case choosing to focus more on the characters than the grim loss of life. Cannibal! The Musical may be the only contact many people with have with the story of Alferd Packer and it serves as an excellent introduction to his case.

Bibliography

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Di Stefano, D. (2006) “Alfred Packer's World: Risk, Responsibility, and the Place of Experience in Mountain Culture, 1873-1907”, Journal of Social History, September 2006, Vol. 40 Issue 1 p. 181-204
Gerry, M.B. (1883) “Judge Gerry's Death Sentence of Packer Hinsdale District Court Case # 1883DC379” Colorado State Archives, available at http://web.archive.org/web/20040405011012/http%3A//www.archives.state.co.us/packer.html last accessed 20/11/2009
Grieg, C. (2009) The World’s Worst Crimes An A-Z of Evil Deeds Arcturus Publishing Limited: London
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Quillen, E. (1995 (a)) “Alferd Packer, the Colorado Cannibal”, Colorado Central Magazine, September 1995, available at http://cozine.com/1995-september/alferd-packer-the-colorado-cannibal/ last accessed 20/11/2009
Quillen, E. (1995 (b)) “A Packer Chronology”, Colorado Central Magazine, September 1995, available at http://cozine.com/1995-september/a-packer-chronology/#more-828 last accessed 20/11/2009
Rollins, P.C. (2003) The Colombia Companion To American History On Film Colombia University Press: Chichester, West Sussex

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Top 10 Monk Episodes


As Project Monk draws to a close it seemed like a good idea to compile a list of my ten favourite episodes from the series. It was not an easy task. There's 125 episodes of Monk and I've enjoyed them all and this is by no means a definitive list. Heck I'm not even completely happy with it but here is a list of the ten episodes that at this moment in time I consider to be my favourite (as in my opinion I don't claim it to be fact so feel free to disagree with me). 

10. Mr. Monk’s 100th Case

7.7- Mr. Monk’s 100th Case
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100 episodes is quite a milestone in modern TV and Monk reached it during season seven. The 100th episode manages to mix of nostalgia with a brand new case for the defective detective to solve. Several characters from past seasons return including the flight attendant from season 1's "Mr. Monk and the Airplane", Monk's arch rival Harold Krenshaw and his brother Ambrose. 


The episode serves as a great tribute to the show's rich past. There is little I'd change about this episode although it would have been nice to have paid some small tribute to the late Stanley Kamel's Dr. Kroger and it's a real shame Bitty Schram didn't make a return appearance as Sharona.

9. Mr. Monk and the magician

7.15- Mr. Monk and the Magician
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I am a big fan of Monk's annoying neighbour Kevin Dorfman. Every episode he appeared in was a joy to watch and when I accidentally discovered that he was killed off before I'd seen this episode (damn you Sporcle) I was gutted. Poor Kevin's murder at the hands of an evil magician is very sad but the magician's downfall at the hands of Monk is a truly satisfying moment. 


The last scene of Monk and Natalie watching Kevin's video will is incredibly touching. After Monk worrying about not having any friends over the last couple of seasons it's sad to realise he had a friend in Kevin he never really appreciated that until he was gone.

8. Mr. Monk and Little Monk


What was Adrian Monk like as a child? We find out here. Two cases one girl. Through a series of great flashbacks we get to see the that the young Monk was a brilliant detective even then. Young Monk is awesome and the fact he didn't get a full spin off series is a crime.

7. Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion


This episode of Monk is another with flashbacks to a younger Monk. This time it's Monk at college and we get to see how he and Trudy first met and the first time he told her he loved her. It's all rather touching. Sentimentality aside this episode also features one of my very favourite murderous schemes. The evil Kyle wants to kill his wife and after finding a suicide note she wrote whilst in college. He decides to use the note to make her murder look like a suicide. The only problem being that the note made mention of various events that occurred at college meaning he has to use the reunion to recreate them. 

6. Mr. Monk and the Kid


Tony Shalhoub is a fantastic actor and throughout the eight seasons he made us genuinely care for the character of Adrian Monk. When Monk took in a young boy who found a finger in the park there wasn't a dry eye in the house. The more time the boy spends with Monk the more like him he becomes. The scene where Monk realises that the kid will never be happy with him is truly heart breaking.

5. Mr. Monk and the Actor


Monk had a tendency to do episodes where it finally looked like Monk was well on the road to recovery before the events of the episode devastated him leaving him back at square one. It was a toss up between this episode and the episode "Mr. Monk and Mrs. Monk" for inclusion on this list but I think Stanley Tucci's amazing performance as the method actor who gets far too involved in his latest role just shades it for the most devastating. Hollywood is making a film version of one of Monk's most high profile cases and David Ruskin, the actor who is to play Monk, wants to study the real detective to aid his performance. Unfortunately he has a tendency to take things to far and its not long before he believes he's the real Monk and tries to solve Trudy's murder. This episode also features the fantastic moment where Stottlemeyer and Disher get to be on set as they film a scene featuring the pair only to discover Disher has been made a woman and the two have a romantic relationship.

4. Mr. Monk and the Leper


Filmed in glorious black and white Mr. Monk and the Leper finally sees a criminal using Monk's well documented phobia's to aid their evil scheme. Monk's reaction to discovering he's shaken hands with a leper is classic. This coupled with Natalie's disappointment in his reaction followed by her reacting the same way when she finds out she's kissed a former leper makes this one of the funniest episodes and the case itself is very interesting.

3. Mr. Monk and the garbage strike


This picture says it all. This is the funniest episode of Monk. Period. A garbage strike is enough to send Monk completely insane. So insane that he accuses rock legend Alice Cooper of committing murder to get his hands on his antique chair that he ruined during the murder leading to him no longer wanting it. Cooper's completely silent cameo is just awesome and Monk's descent into madness is hilarious. From mailing his garbage to Dr. Kroger to stealing garbage trucks and picking up the rubbish himself Monk completely loses it and it is incredibly funny. Only when Monk is locked in a "clean room" at a computer factory is he able to think straight and solve the case.

2. Mr. Monk and the End



Yeah all right this is technically two episodes but screw it it's my list and I'll cheat if I want to. I very nearly put this at the top of the list. Maybe it's not the best episode of the series but it's one of the most satisfying. All the loose ends from the last eight seasons are tied up and Monk finally gets closure. He solves the murder of Trudy and everyone gets a happy ending. Perhaps the actual solution is a little too simple what with Monk having held the answer in his hands all these years. It was a nice touch that the last Christmas present Trudy gave Monk that he could never bring himself to open played a part as it had been clearly set up in earlier seasons. If I ever made a list of my all time favourite series finales this would probably make the list.

1. Mr. Monk and the Astronaut


Never in my life have I hated a fictional character more than I hate Steve Wagner. The evil astronaut that very nearly got away with murder is a cruel bully that puts Adrian Monk through hell during this episode. But Steve Wagner gets his just desserts by the end. His constant attempts to make Monk feel like a coward and less than a man are his undoing. Is there a more satisfying moment than when Monk stands in front of Wagner's fighter jet preventing him from disposing of the only evidence of his guilt? For me this is the brightest moment in Monk's eight season run and my all time favourite episode.

Notable mention: There are a few episodes I wanted to include but just couldn't find the space for them. The one that narrowly missed out was "Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus" which is by far my favourite Christmas episode ever. I also feel pretty bad for not including any episodes featuring Sharona. But they're all good. Watch 'em all.

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Mr. Monk and the Airplane

Season 1
Episode 13: Mr. Monk and the Airplane

Mr. Monk is forced to take to the skies as Sharona is leaving town and he can't live without her. When Monk suspects a murder has taken place no one believes him except Randy back in San Francisco. Can Monk catch the killer before he pushes the air stewardess too far and ends up a victim himself?

"He's the Guy": 

The killers this time are the victim's husband Stephen Chabrol and his mistress who has disguised herself as his  deceased wife. 

"Here's What Happened": 

Chabrol and his mistress murdered his wife and the mistress pretended to be her so no one would suspect the wife was dead. Chabol who was a pilot used his influence around the airport to dispose of the body in a construction site at the airport. 

In short:

So we've reached the end of the first season. We finish up with an episode that sticks to the best formula for Monk. They've taken the defective detective well out of his comfort zone and hilarity ensues. Watching a small child reduce Monk to tears with word games is a particular highlight and the nudge nudge wink wink Wing gags also work well. It's a fairly simple episode to end a good first season on.

Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger

Season 1
Episode 12: Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger


When country star Willie Nelson is accused of murdering his road manager everyone considers him to be guilty. Everyone that is except for Monk. The defective detective and his wife Trudy were big fans of the red-headed stranger and Monk is dedicated to proving him innocent.

"He's the Guy":

For the third consecutive episode the killer is a female. "Blind" woman Wendy Mass is our killer this time round.

"Here's What Happened":

The victim, Sonny Cross, had been the drunk driver of the car that had killed Wendy's parents and robbed her of her sight. A recent accident in a supermarket had reconnected her optic nerve and she'd opted to keep her returned sight a secret. She then lured Sonny Cross into an alleyway so she could have her revenge. She ensured one shot was taken at a distance no blind person could possibly be capable of making to prevent herself being a suspect. Unfortunately for Nelson he walked out just after the murder and to protect herself Wendy had to make him her patsy. Luckily with the aid of a streaker Monk was able to prove she was faking and saved.

In short:

An enjoyable episode that makes Monk appear a bit more human than usual as we find out Monk has been known to enjoy a spot of country music. Monk's dedication to those he admires is an incredibly endearing quality. It's also sad seeing Monk missing out on once in a life time opportunities because of his fears and phobias.

Mr. Monk and the Earthquake

Season 1
Episode 11: Mr. Monk and the Earthquake


When Henry Rutherford is seemingly killed in an earthquake Monk suspects all is not what it seems. Can Monk prove it was murder? It won't be easy when the shock of the earthquake has left him speaking gobbledegook.

"He's the Guy":

Once again it's a case of she's the guy. The pretitle sequence clearly shows Henry's wife Christina bashing his head in.

"Here's What Happened":

Just before he was murdered Henry was on the phone to Sharona. Sharona wasn't in so the call went straight to her answering machine. When the earthquake hit he dropped the receiver and the answer machine kept recording meaning the whole murder was documented. Christina realised what had happened a little too late so she concocted a plan with her lover Darryl Wright to get the tape back. Wright tries to get close to Sharona to gain access to her apartment and commits another murder in the process.

In short:

Not the strongest episode of the season but not a poor one by any stretch. We get to meet Sharona's sister, someone else who isn't a massive fan of Monk, and we get to see just how good Monk is at playing charades. It's also pretty funny here Monk doing the round up in total gibberish.

Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation

Season 1
Episode 10: Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation

Monk, Sharona and her son Benjy are on vacation when Benjy witnesses a murder through a telescope. Aided by the head of hotel security who learnt her craft from crime movies can Monk prove that a murder actually took place?

"He's the Guy":

For the first time this season it's not a he but a we. They're the guys this time and I am of course referring to the hotel maids.

"Here's What Happened":

The hotel was often a host to many a business man and the maids were taking advantage of that. Whilst people may have hidden valuable jewellery for fear of it being stolen but don't think twice about sensitive financial information they think the maids would be too stupid to understand. But these were some pretty smart and that financial information was exactly what they were taking. The victim was the recently departed maid Lupe Olivencia who wanted out of the scam. The other maids murdered her then hid the body and used their maid skills to clean up the murder scene. But Monk only has till he checks out to find the body and prove their guilt. Where is the body? Well after Benjy found the body in the arcade machine it was moved to a chest in the hotel foyer hidden in plain sight.

In Short:

Another great episode that takes Monk out of his comfort zone. The sight of Monk on the beach in his full suit is one of many amusing moments. Monk's unswerving faith in Benjy is fairly touching and the scene with the stand up comedian is heartbreaking and incredibly unpleasant. The sad truth is the scene of Monk get bullied by the stand up for being different is incredibly true to life. 

Saturday, 28 July 2012

Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man

Season 1
Episode 9: Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man

When a young woman is thrown out of her 21st floor apartment Monk knows who is guilty of the crime. There's just one problem he has an air tight alibi he was running in a citywide marathon and his race path was recorded at all times. How was he capable of committing the murder and keeping up with Monk's hero Tonday in the marathon?

"He's the Guy": 

Trevor McDowell, local furniture magnate and the victim's lover, is the man responsible for this episode's murder even if at first it appears to be impossible. 

"Here's What Happened":

It's all about the computer chip. McDowell's chip never left the race and he was recorded as having finished the race in a time almost identical to legendary racer Tonday. But we know the cad was out murdering his young lover so how did he manage the feat? Another ingeniously simple plan explains just how he achieved it. He hid the chip in the side car of the bike carrying the video camera that was documenting the race meaning that it recorded the whole course giving him the perfect alibi. He was able to sneak off in an area where there were no spectators and return later on. He had no need to recover the chip meaning the evidence was just waiting there for Monk to discover. 

In short:

Monk's fears and phobias land him in hot water once again this week as his obsessive hand washing leads the race organisers to think he's a racist. This episode also gives us a bit more background information on the young Monk and his unsuccessful running career. Monk's obsessive compulsions are something that has plagued his whole life and it shows just how he ended up the way he is now. Monk's hero worship of Tonday is a fun little side story and it's great to see Monk enjoying himself.